Today morning, I received a message from parallel universe named jinakkujikka, where TR has assumed the post of president of India and has delivered a stunning speech on Republic Day Anniversary. But due to transmission issues only excerpts were obtained. I have reproduced the same. Will reproduce as and when I get the remaining portions.
Note 1 : Add the below portion after every para for special effects.
Yei Dandanakka, Danakkunakka,
Janankkujikka, Jinakkujikka,
Nakka-Mukka, Yei Dikka Dinka Dikka…
India gave the world rama, nama and kama,
but is currently nearing a grave coma,
and is awaiting it’s own obama.
sallu and sanju are out on bail,
roaming freely outside jail,
that shows our justice system is all fricking fail.
we need a change in law,
it should become transparent like Shakila,
urmila, pramila,
la-la-la.
viewers and players of sports like hockey,
are treated akin donkey,
but with solutions that are turnkey,
these sports could become funky.
India as a nation,
should convert its frustration to determination,
work with passion,
and march towards its destination.
Note of Thanks: TR is an inspiration who has provided the Tamils an escape route to all the PJs. But I guess we have earned it by withstanding the torture, which we pass on with posts like this 🙂
Note 2: Can you think of something better(worser) than these? Express yourself as comments please… Lets see who rules.
Bimbilikki Pilapi 